"** ReMeMbEr mY nAmE *** ReMeMbEr My FaCe *** CuZ tHeRe AiNt nO oThA hOnEy ThAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe**"

A mans best friend is a dog…
But a womans best friend….is a squirrel

I was uncool before being uncool was cool.

let's *RUN AWAY* and never *LOOK BACK*

Dating guys is like bein' on the cereal isle...
you don't have to pick one, you can try lots of um.

A step towards the right path is two steps away from evil

Haha..i bet victoria dont even know her own secret!

¡!HELP EVIL MONKEYS EVERYWHERE!¡

u say HIGH MAINTENANCE like its a bad thing!!

boys are they really worth it ¿? HEAK YA

~~ItS nOt wHo YoU MaRRy~
~ItS WhO yOu DiVorCe~~

some times things fall apart for other things to fall into place

cut it 2 the bone....then take it back

~Oh, the chemistry between us could blow-up this place~

~She finally let go of her fake simle and the tears slowly rolled down
her cheek as she whispered to herself "I dont want to be me"~

~Secret Adimirer: a stalker with stationary~

I love you more then you'll ever know

Boy have two faults.....everything they say....and everything they do!

The best things in life are not free, they are PRICELESS!

*It’s not the opportunities given…But the chances taken*

LOVE IS LIKE A FIRE IT GOES OUT SOMETIMES

boys r the best
NOT

~~**~~2 cute 2 tak 2 u~~**~~

"Don't be dependant on other people to make you happy, it's your job."

~*~----------- HEY, THAT WAS MY BUTT!
Note to self: Don't get hit by stupid 'freakin Cupid!

Talk to the Squirrels... They talk back... CHIKA CHIKA!!

If you wanna be a smart cookie, then dont have a crumby attitude!

I am not smarter then a fifth grader!

sometimes I wish life was like it used to be, but then I realized it changed for the better

yer nyce, but not pretty

i lyke da lewks of yew

Do u seriously wanna go down that road because im pretty sure its a dead end?

You just opened a can that can not be sealed!

????......If vegetarians eat vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat......????

lifes too short so.....................
kiss quick and be dumped`

squirrell...its whats for dinner

I'vE AlWaYs WanTed To Be CoOl AnD CaPiTaLiZe EvErY OthEr LeTTer

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else theres daddy.

I’m here because I love you. not to be nice

In a world FULL of cheerios, be a fruit loop!

how are mexican penguins possible?!

*gorgeous hair*
*perfect body *
*beautiful eyes*
that's enough about me,
lets hear about yourself

RiGhT wHeN a GuY sWeEpS u OfF uR fEeT hE's AlWaYs In ThE rIgHt PoSiTiOn To DrOp U

i like walking in the rain cuz no one sees im crying

if everything goes rite.. im goin to love you forever

if it dances like a duck and if it quacks like a duck -its probably one of my blind dates

My ScArS rEmInD mE tHaT ThE pAsT iS rEaL

I GOT A MOUTH FULL OF SKITTLES-WANNA TASTE THE RAINBOW?

Nice dress... Who killed the couch.

Where art my romeo?:(

"Yo, dawg, we be overusing dis gangstah talk.""Fo sho, fo sho!!"

~!~ WILL TRADE BOYFRIEND
FOR A PUPPY ~!~